instead of storing blood the uterus should just store snacks & like once a month you’ll get a bag of chips or something
Lmmfao. I’d be ok with that lhh.
This is what all my imaginary friends looked like.
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Love this. This is exactly how I been feeling lately.
(Source: depuis--le--debut, via lovebreemonroe)
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#goldteeth
Either what im finding isnt deep and strong enough or im just shit at holding on
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Hahaha! Yeah, seems like it.
(Source: facebook.com, via theamericankid)
| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
|---|---|
| period: | How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny. |
| period: | Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny... |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snickers. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners. |
| period: | You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy or two. |
| period: | Close eyes and repeat tomorrow. |
Love This! :)
I feel so lost in the world :(
